Brain Farts

This page will be updated periodically, whenever I have a short little thought not worthy of its own page.

2/5/00

Original flavor NyQuil is just nasty.

12/11/98

I'm not stupid. I'm just lazy.

11/15/98

God is coming. Remember to swallow.

10/27/98

My car has more problems than a Microsoft beta release. The only difference is it crashes far less often.

10/20/98

I'm goth because it suits me, not the other way around.

07/23/98

Normality is a curse for the weak.

06/24/98

The bridge has become ashes and fallen to the river below. I could write a poem about that but it's not worth my time.

02/26/98

If we get freckles on our head, does our hair grow in spots?

02/15/98

I feel like GI Jane with a red toupee.

02/01/98

No, really. I mean it this time. My car key doesn't work in the bathroom door.

02/01/98

If I believe in reincarnation, should I wear my Ankh upside-down?

01/15/98

My car key still doesn't work in the bathroom door.

12/26/97

My car key doesn't work in the bathroom door.

10/18/97

If people are pulling out from behind you in favor of driving behind a cement mixer, maybe it's time to either speed up or get out of the fast lane.