This page will be updated periodically, whenever I have a short
little thought not worthy of its own page.
- Original flavor NyQuil is just nasty.
- I'm not stupid. I'm just lazy.
- God is coming. Remember to swallow.
- My car has more problems than a Microsoft beta release. The only difference is it crashes far less often.
- I'm goth because it suits me, not the other way around.
- Normality is a curse for the weak.
- The bridge has become ashes and fallen to the river below. I could write a poem about that but it's not worth my time.
- If we get freckles on our head, does our hair grow in spots?
- I feel like GI Jane with a red toupee.
- No, really. I mean it this time. My car key doesn't work in the
- If I believe in reincarnation, should I wear my Ankh upside-down?
- My car key still doesn't work in the bathroom door.
- My car key doesn't work in the bathroom door.
- If people are pulling out from behind you in favor of driving behind
a cement mixer, maybe it's time to either speed up or get out of the fast