Brain Farts

This page will be updated periodically, whenever I have a short little thought not worthy of its own page.

2/5/00
Original flavor NyQuil is just nasty.
12/11/98
I'm not stupid. I'm just lazy.
11/15/98
God is coming. Remember to swallow.
10/27/98
My car has more problems than a Microsoft beta release. The only difference is it crashes far less often.
10/20/98
I'm goth because it suits me, not the other way around.
07/23/98
Normality is a curse for the weak.
06/24/98
The bridge has become ashes and fallen to the river below. I could write a poem about that but it's not worth my time.
02/26/98
If we get freckles on our head, does our hair grow in spots?
02/15/98
I feel like GI Jane with a red toupee.
02/01/98
No, really. I mean it this time. My car key doesn't work in the bathroom door.
02/01/98
If I believe in reincarnation, should I wear my Ankh upside-down?
01/15/98
My car key still doesn't work in the bathroom door.
12/26/97
My car key doesn't work in the bathroom door.
10/18/97
If people are pulling out from behind you in favor of driving behind a cement mixer, maybe it's time to either speed up or get out of the fast lane.